Yeah, bitches!
So I’m in medical school right now, and because I’m an excellent student and an upstanding citizen, the time I spend procrastinating is directly proportional to my stress level. Which is bad for … obvious reasons. But it’s good because it gives me an opportunity to read up on my latest obsession, aptly called: my Obsession of the Week. So, children, gather round and I will tell you what I know. I’ll also try to convince how awesomely correct my opinions are. Refreshments may follow.
I love soap operas. I love the internet. In the last month, I discovered that when their powers combine, it’s like a more entertaining Captain Planet, but instead of beating on a forest-leveling Hoggish Greedly, it’s completely pummeling my study habits. For your consideration: Imaginary Bitches, a fun web series which also happens to star All My Children’s Bianca (Eden Riegel).
Why you should watch it:
Imaginary Bitches is an excellent series about how a single girl (Riegel) copes when all her friends are in serious relationships. Spoiler Alert: She invents new, sort of awesome, really bitchy, friends instead.
It’s a smart series, created by Riegel’s husband, Andrew Miller, and starring a whole host of other, completely awesome actors, including Elizabeth Hendrickson (ex-Maggie, from AMC!) and Jessalyn Gilsig (from Friday Night Lights and Heroes!).
Within each episode, the show touches on the themes of loneliness, self-discovery, and mild schizophrenia, all while being completely charming. But the real reason to watch the show is because it’s incredibly funny. The show has some of the most most amazing, vaguely offensive one-liners I’ve ever heard, and Riegel’s delivery makes them even better. My personal favorite uses the word “smegma” (which by it’s very existence, I’m certain, makes the world a more icky place).
The 13 episode 1st season just came out on DVD last week. You should support them so they can make more episodes because right now I’m in IB withdrawal something harsh.
The less entertaining but equally long-winded reason of why I started watching it:
I recently started watching All My Children again because of the return of the lovable Bianca, notable as Erica Kane’s daughter, as well as “the first lead character on a major daytime drama to be a lesbian.” (Fun fact: Bianca and Maggie were best friends, then sort-of-but-not-really-more-than-friends, then an off-screen official couple, then they off-screen broke up, and then Bianca on-screen refused to reconcile, which was sort of a bummer.) And in even more awesome news, Bianca’s new girlfriend Reese is played by Tamara Braun, who was one half of her own supercouple as Carly on General Hospital.
Because I’m sort of obsessive like that, I caught up on the last month of tense, tornado-filled story-line of Pine Valley. And in my never-ending quest to avoid learning about beta-blockers, I opened up Google, searching for the whys and wherefores of Braun’s arrival. (Reading about contract negotiations and who’s in and who’s out is fascinating and slightly depressing.) Eventually, I came across an article pimping out the Imaginary Bitches DVD.
So I, of course, immediately watched the entire season. And the bonus blogs. And cast interviews. (Whatever, that’s completely normal.)
Fun fact numero dos: In an interview, Eden Riegel cited Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog and The Guild as two shows she loved. She is also jealous of Felicia Day, “because she’s, like, living the internet dream.” This makes me love Riegel even more. (In case you missed the memo: Felicia Day is, in fact, completely awesome.)
And in other news: If you were wondering whether you could re-live the entire Frankie storyline (Frankie was Maggie’s identical twin and also Bianca’s girlfriend), or the Maggie gets abused storyline, or both in one day: It’s completely possible, thanks to YouTube and the sincere determination to avoid studying.
So yeah:
Imaginary Bitches. Watch it, love it, live it.
(Wishful thinking: If they start up the 2nd season while Riegel’s still in NYC shooting for All My Children, that means there’s a chance Susan Lucci could be on it. Killer, right?!)
